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you know all those surveys that ask the SAME damn questions over and over well i made one up thats not like that caus ehonestly i dont care what yoru favorite color is or what kind of tatoos you have...if i wanted to know that i'd freaking ask
soooo
1. since everyone hates there name, what would you call yourself if you were a super hero?
2. if your religion is the best, then whats the worst?
3.whats your favorite American coin?
4.whats the best time of the day? (not day or night literally what clock time is the best?)
5.can you rap?
6.how much money do you have? (like pennies and all)
7.does your family represent family guy? or little hous eon the prary?
8.do yo ufind punching emo kids fun?(...if your emo i would like to meet you...)
9.sonic or mario?
10. Tommy boy or black sheep?
11. have you ever jerked off in public? (everyone knows girls play with themselves all day everyday so yeah this is a guy question)
12.support the government a little or alot or not at all?
13. REpublican Democratic or other (and what the other is!!!)?
14.Support the war?
15. like cars?
16.would have sex with a car...?
17.with a toaster?
18. ever felt like your hamburger was made of cat food?
19. ever been denied a job because you were too drunk?
20. considered shopplifting a candybar, but then didn't cause you were worried about your weight?
21.you ever tried beign gay?
22. if yes did it work?
23.do yo usupport gays?
24.how would you feel if i was gay?
25.you sure you'd feel that way?...what if you turned gay too?
26. whats your thoughts on no child left behind?
27.do you think Bush is funny?
28. ever wanted to tal kto bush , honeslty just talk?
29.what if he let you push the big red button?
30. would you shave your head for a klondike bar?
31.would hiring a midget to be yoda for your luke skywalker costume be wrong?
32.would you ever be in a nudey magazine?
33.would yo uvolunteer your significant other to be in one?
34. whqat about if yo uwere the only subscriber?
35.isn't beign the only subscriber to your others nude body kinda sad?...like they must not be that hott...
36.How many pencils have yo ustuck into the celing at school at one time?
37. ever made a spitwad past the 8th grade?
38.foreplay or straight to the dead?
39.have a stuffed animal? (my stuffed bear could kick all your animals asses bitches!)
40.hold your pee for hours just to make out or get up and go then come back?
41. do you tal k to yourself?
42.if yes, enjoy the conversations?
43.do yo utake vitamins?
44.can you blow up a balloon?
45.whats the highest number you've ever counted to?
46.ever wanted to rob a bank?
47.on average how often do you moon and flash peopel a year?
48. ever see nthe movie waitng?
49. if yes, would you play the Ball Game?
50. last question, was this better than a normal survey?
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